Curse

DarkWasp · Mar 20, 2008, 04:57 AM // 04:57

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Originally Posted by RPGmaniac

What else could "not the milk that comes out of a carton" mean?

Well this may be old but, spilling your milk used to mean the same thing as loosing your cookies.

Redfeather1975 · Mar 20, 2008, 05:05 AM // 05:05

I broke someone's arm once.
I didn't mean to break their arm, but I meant to hurt them for my own enjoyment.
Horrible thing to do.
I was selfish and short sighted back then.

MisterMax · Mar 20, 2008, 05:07 AM // 05:07

In 7th grade before school we stopped by a wetland reserve area and caught about 50 frogs, and let them all out in the lunch room in the morning at breakfast. A little while after that during lunch we set off a bunch of fart bombs in the busy cafeteria at lunch. Never been caught either >.<

Then my memory gets a bit fuzzy... And umm whats this thread about again?

RedStar · Mar 20, 2008, 05:08 AM // 05:08

Well, in cartoon the milk comes out nicely (lol), maybe he meant that he puked the milk.

PS : 8 years old ? I know 14 years old girls that haven't even had their first period...

RPGmaniac · Mar 20, 2008, 05:21 AM // 05:21

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Originally Posted by RedStar

PS : 8 years old ? I know 14 years old girls that haven't even had their first period...

Yes, and it's becoming more common. Scary thought, isn't it? At this rate, girls will soon be born pregnant

Queenie · Mar 20, 2008, 06:07 AM // 06:07

I skipped a class today?

Thats pretty 'bad ass'.

-Old 3FL- · Mar 20, 2008, 11:18 AM // 11:18

had sex with me ex in our old homeroom on last week of last year
that was a good week

also 2 years ago, i kneed my mate in the coccyx, just 'coz, ended up fracturing his coccyx and he had to go home coz he couldnt sit down
hehehe

ConstantineReznor · Mar 20, 2008, 11:28 AM // 11:28

Badass.... badass..., well a lot things happened during my 4 years at high school but I would say the ones that stand out the most are the pranks we did on the juniors and our last day of school just before graduation! that was awesome haha

-Old 3FL- · Mar 20, 2008, 11:32 AM // 11:32

ooo
details! give give!

Duke.07 · Mar 20, 2008, 05:19 PM // 17:19

We used to do a lot of stupid stuff on our bus in 7th grade. Probably not as hardcore, but still pretty hilarious.

We threw a melon out the window. Hit some car behind us, and the car followed us all the way back to the school.

Some retard decided it would be cool to have a Pube Ripping Contest. Well... he's the only one who participated and he had to relearn how to walk.

Jiub · Mar 21, 2008, 12:27 AM // 00:27

yelling "HEY EVERYONE YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!" in the middle of a silent exam hall is pretty fun.

oh and me and some mates used to just run round the school in a big group yelling "fight!" and gathering more and more followers, when nothing was actually happening. it was fun to watch the teachers running round and radioing each other like they were some kind of swat team or somethin lulz

Captain Miken · Mar 21, 2008, 12:32 AM // 00:32

i'm a clown - everyone at highschool knows me >.>

RPGmaniac · Mar 21, 2008, 01:05 AM // 01:05

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Originally Posted by Duke.07

We threw a melon out the window. Hit some car behind us, and the car followed us all the way back to the school.

Some retard decided it would be cool to have a Pube Ripping Contest. Well... he's the only one who participated and he had to relearn how to walk.

Lol @ the first one. The guy from the second one is an idiot.

Captain Miken · Mar 21, 2008, 01:20 AM // 01:20

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Originally Posted by Heavenly Messanger

In elementary school, we had this rather ... detestable man named Mr. Range as our music teacher. He would promise us Jolly Ranchers, but would always say he forgot them at home, when we knew they were "hidden" in his closet, and that he was keeping them for himself.
In addition to keeping candy from us kids, being kids, we saw him as a fat man with a mullet. Aka, we hated him.
So, we got together a petition to fire him. Over 400 kids signed it, and he resigned 2 months later.

Talk about evil. :P

My friend's class was so bad to their amateur teacher that she left class crying EVERY day.
At the end of the year, she quit her job and spent a year resting / getting psychiatric help.

Personally, I got suspended in kindergarten. Some kid was annoying me on the bus, I punched him in the face. Black eye + his head cracked the window behind him. We get into class, teacher starts yelling, I bit her and swore at her. I climbed up onto the in-door climber and started throwing big blocks at students - hitting my still dear friend Rebeccah. After this, my teacher took me to the office, where I dumped a bottle of water on the principal.

Oh yea, we had this one teacher that everybody hated - we egged his car every day for two months, he stopped driving to school.

Asked a teacher for her number. She's damn sexy, I plan to write my number in her yearbook at the end of this year. (grade 12). If she calls.. sweet.

Joe Fierce · Mar 21, 2008, 03:36 AM // 03:36

well, mine aren't nearly as amazing as some peeps, limited to deficating on what i'd like to call my "nemesis'" for lack of a better terms car, chucked a few chairs at various teachers throughout the years, busted the high school varsity pitchers windshield with a unopened can of soda when he attempted to with the rest of the baseball team chuck an egg at me whilst i was walking home because he was pissed that i was having "relations" supposedly with his girl, problem with that being that i don't touch gutterscum that may give me the herps, but anyways after striking his windshield and busting it i yelled, hey i pitch better than you, maybe we'd actually win a game this year if i would have tried out, needless to say, where there are baseball players there are baseball bats and there were approximately 8 people in the auto so i ran like a b****, funny thing is that i didn't see him again.... man, i'm happy high school is gone, kids are so ignorant (including myself of course), but at the same time i wish it would last forever, nah who am i kidding, drama at school b***s dogs for nickels, no one would want to stay there. and this thread deserves a /ninja btw

ta da!

other than that i tend to limit my time in any school aside from my general courses, so, not much time to cause trouble.

ConstantineReznor · Mar 21, 2008, 05:39 AM // 05:39

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Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-

ooo
details! give give!

One of the pranks that I remember we pulled on the Juniors was during their Junior ball dance. It was suppose to be one of the big events the Juniors were gonna have. Just right after the dance was over, with everyone leaving the gym we bombarded them with water balloons.

The one for the last day of school, we shelled the school's front entrance with a load of eggs. Man, I felt sorry for whoever had to clean up the mess lol.

There are just some things that aren't meant for other ears, I'm keeping those to myself

-Old 3FL- · Mar 21, 2008, 05:49 AM // 05:49

Hhahaha water bombs.
Perfect.
Im gonna suggest to my mates we do that on our last day this year... (*evil grin *)

Issac · Mar 21, 2008, 03:01 PM // 15:01

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Originally Posted by Issac

Today was probably the most baddass thing I ever did in school.

I had a quiz in one of my classes and we had a sub, the sub wasn't to bright. So the sub is standing outside, and me and my friends notice the test on the table. SO my friend goes and distracts the sub so shes facing away from the table. I quickly go and pull out the paper from the clip on the bottom and jam it in my pocket. So all of us are going over it, then she comes in and we put it away. So were waiting for her to pass out the quiz. Thats when I notice something.

When I ripped it out from the bottom their was still a piece of the quiz stuck to the clip..., I'm like OH CRAP. Hoping she doesn't notice it, even though she does. She says

"someone stole one of the quizzes" while holding the peice in the air.

She still passes the quiz out. She doesn't know its me lol, so I'm hoping she doesn't tell the teacher and she might bring it up in class tomorrow.

I'm pretty cool with everyone in the class so I'm sure they won't tell...hopefully lol.

Ya, quoting myself, the sub told the teacher and now the entire class has to retake the quiz lol. Most of us were pretty happy about that lol.

Shiney · Mar 22, 2008, 07:42 PM // 19:42

Well, some of us started a school sweet shop as part of a project a teacher gave us. All was going well until we decided to try ordering sweets from a different supplier. They were cheaper then the ones we had been getting, and we got to keep the profit.
The sweets looked grand, they even tasted okay. The problem was that nearly everyone who ate one particular sweet had diarrhoea for a day or two afterwards. That was about a third of the school I think.
It was accidental, and we got a fairly big recompense from the supplier (we ended up throwing a party in the school).

Not really 'bad ass' at all, it was just an accident. It was funny though, especially since a few teachers ate the bad sweets.

darc-smasher · Apr 12, 2008, 02:17 AM // 02:17

LoL in the 6th grade me and my friends were bored on the school bus and decided to empty our lunch bags out the window. We ended up with applesauce all over the bus, a police officier fining us and a ban from riding the school bus... Fun time... Fun times...